Listen up, Morty. Fashion is the only *urrrrpp* is the only thing, Morty. And its weird Morty. Not many people understand it. On the planet of Blimbzorb, the dominant species are sentient hoodies. Like actual, living hoodies. The, the the people who are wearing the shirts are the just commodities. Like jeans or a sweater. You buy them in the *blarrrp* buy them in the MALL, Morty. On a rack.
Do you hear what I'm saying, Morty? I'm saying wear this hoodie before it wears you.