Landing party, with me. Spock. McCoy. Uhura. And... you. Over there in the... red shirt.
Ah, the poor red shirt. Ensign Whosit. Yeoman Whats-his-face. Don't bother learning their names, as they won't be around long enough for you to need to know them. This design is my tribute to unsung heroes everywhere who tirelessly do their work behind the scenes and sometimes give their lives while the flashy ego-maniacs in charge get all of the credit (and all the alien women).
Engineers, Communications Officers, Security, Administrators - this shirt is for you.