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1 Shell 2 Shell T-Shirt

Men's XSMen's XS
Men's SMen's S
Men's MMen's M
Men's LMen's L
Men's XLMen's XL
Men's 2XLMen's 2XL
Men's 3XLMen's 3XL
Men's 4XLMen's 4XL
Men's 5XLMen's 5XL
Women's SWomen's S
Women's MWomen's M
Women's LWomen's L
Women's XLWomen's XL
Women's 2XLWomen's 2XL
Baby BlueBaby Blue
Heather RoyalHeather Royal
$25.00 USD

We like the bike! We heart the cart!

We sling bananas like Warhol art.

Blue is the shell and white is the spike

That nukes the cart and fries the bike.


Heat-seeking, foe-freaking, wondrous red shells

won't ricochet like a green bat out of hell!

I do not like Goombas, King Boo or Chain Chomp.

Give me Bob-omb. Me gusta POW Block!


Skidding and bumping are just part of the race,

But only Bowsers use Bullets to come in first place.


Poem by Josiah Bancroft.