Doctor Whoville T-Shirt
**A brand new version of my popular "Doctor Whoville" design, now featuring the 13th Doctor!** Every Doctoring Who down in Whoville Toasts your survival and the revival of goodwill. Even Oods...
Wubba Lubba Dub Rum T-Shirt
Listen up, Morty. Fashion is the only *urrrrpp* is the only thing, Morty. And its weird Morty. Not many people understand it. On the planet of Blimbzorb, the dominant species are...
The Empire Strikes Out T-Shirt
It's an epic day here on the field in Tatooine. The bottom of the 9th. 2 men on base, with the Rebel home team ahead by 2 runs. Typically a big...
Argyle Fighters Socks
For the sophisticated science fiction aficionado, this dapper design builds a subtle and charming argyle pattern from the wings of the Empire's classic fighters. Since we can't wear t-shirts all of...
Books of Babel: Senlin Ascends Cover - Pullover Hoodie
The first officially licensed hoodie design for the incredible “Books of Babel” novel series, this design features my original cover illustration for “Senlin Ascends”, pitting Thomas Senlin against the labyrinthine and...
The Empire Strikes Out - Baseball Tee
It's an epic day here on the field in Tatooine. The bottom of the 9th. 2 men on base, with the Rebel home team ahead by 2 runs. Typically a big...
Serenity Sake - Baseball Tee
Clothes looking a mite tired after too many hours in the saddle? Shirts showing a bit of age - not to mention blood, sweat and engine grease? You'll look all kinds...
Escher Tardis - Longsleeve Tee
As a child, I loved the notion of a space that was bigger on the inside, as that's what I felt every time that I made a pillow fort, or with...
Argyle Fighters - Longsleeve Tee
For the sophisticated science fiction aficionado, this dapper design builds a subtle and charming argyle pattern from the wings of the Empire's classic fighters. Perfect for anytime you want to show...
Wubba Lubba Dum Rum - Pullover Hoodie
Listen up, Morty. Fashion is the only *urrrrpp* is the only thing, Morty. And its weird Morty. Not many people understand it. On the planet of Blimbzorb, the dominant species are...
Shiny Symphones: Whistlin' Wash - Longsleeve Tee
Shiny Symphonies is excited to bring you the latest in the daring and comedic adventures of that great starship pilot Whistlin' Wash! Now for the first time ever in glorious SOUND!...
Raiders of the Lost Parts - Pullover Hoodies
An all-new version of one of my most popular designs, this is a celebration of the incredibly iconic vehicles of 80's pop culture and features some of my favorites from a...
Bite My Shiny Metal Avatar - Pullover Hoodie
Hey Meatbag! Tired of your stupid human hobo clothes? Time to dress it up with the fanciest thing there is - me, Bender! Oooo yeah. Go Bender. You're the Avatar. Master...
Vote Smuggler - Pullover Hoodie
With the current political climate, the time is right for a new party to arise. One that stands against the wealthy corporate Empire and the Core Planets. One that represents the...
Licensed to Shoot First - Pullover Hoodie
On her Worshipfullness's Secret Service, a man lives and dies by his wits and the blaster by his side. When the moment arrives, there's no time for hesitation, and if you...
I Lovecraft Beer - Pullover Hoodie
Sure, you love craft beer. But do you Lovecraft beer? There's no better way to proclaim to the world your impeccable taste in malted barley, hops and the unutterable terrors of...