Hey Meatbag! Tired of your stupid human hobo clothes? Time to dress it up with the fanciest thing there is - me, Bender! Oooo yeah. Go Bender. You're the Avatar. Master...

One of the most requested designs from last year’s conventions was a shirt featuring our new GeekOrthodox brand, and we’ve gone one better by also making it available as a pullover hoodie! This,...

This officially licensed hoodie design for the incredible “Books of Babel” novel series, features my original cover illustration for “Arm of the Sphinx”, focusing on the wonder of steel and steam which...

The first officially licensed hoodie design for the incredible “Books of Babel” novel series, this design features my original cover illustration for “Senlin Ascends”, pitting Thomas Senlin against the labyrinthine and...

This officially licensed hoodie for the incredible “Books of Babel” novel series, features my original cover illustration for “The Hod King”, depicting the falling figure of Voleta set against a rapidly...

Hey Lana. Lana LAAAANNNAAAA! Hey, hey Lana:   *DANGER ZONE!*   Inspired by one of my favorite animated shows, this design is second only to a black turtleneck for tactical advantage...

**A brand new version of my popular "Doctor Whoville" design, now featuring the 13th Doctor!**   Every Doctoring Who down in Whoville Toasts your survival and the revival of goodwill. Even...

To paraphrase a classic maxim: "Three things can not be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. And a black eye. Four, FOUR things..."   "Eclipse!" was one of...

The first officially licensed hoodie for the “Grey Bastards” novel series by Jonathan French!    Live in the saddle! Die on the hog!

Sure, you love craft beer. But do you Lovecraft beer? There's no better way to proclaim to the world your impeccable taste in malted barley, hops and the unutterable terrors of...

Everyone deserves the chance to occasionally forget their worries, their troubles and their daily lives and to live with joyous child-like abandon.

Celebrate your love of good science fiction and quality spirits with this goldtone "Johnnie Skywalker" design.

On her Worshipfullness's Secret Service, a man lives and dies by his wits and the blaster by his side. When the moment arrives, there's no time for hesitation, and if you...

One of my favorite movies collides with one of my favorite theme-park rides! Who knew there were such similarities between the force ghosts and hitchhiking ghosts? For instance:   The Traveler:...

Inspired by the classic Han Solo quote - Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. - this design collects famous guns, blasters,...

An all-new version of one of my most popular designs, this is a celebration of the incredibly iconic vehicles of 80's pop culture and features some of my favorites from a...

When I walk in the spot this is what I see Every gelfling stops and they staring at me I got a sword in my hand and I ain't afraid to...

Go Speed Demons! Go Speed Demons! Go Speed Demons, Go!

With the current political climate, the time is right for a new party to arise. One that stands against the wealthy corporate Empire and the Core Planets. One that represents the...

Listen up, Morty. Fashion is the only *urrrrpp* is the only thing, Morty. And its weird Morty. Not many people understand it. On the planet of Blimbzorb, the dominant species are...