Listen up, Morty. Fashion is the only *urrrrpp* is the only thing, Morty. And its weird Morty. Not many people understand it. On the planet of Blimbzorb, the dominant species are sentient t-shirts. Like actual, living t-shirts. The, the the people who are wearing the shirts are the just commodities. Like jeans or a sweater. You buy them in the *blarrrp* buy them in the MALL, Morty. On a rack.
Do you hear what I'm saying, Morty? I'm saying wear this t-shirt before it wears you.
